• All your employees are fat and unhealthy.
    That's why you should replace your outdated cubicles with treadmill desks.
    My company makes a treadmill desk that requires no electricity.
  • What if the employees don't like it?
  • They already hate everything about their jobs. There's no real downside.
  • Good point.
  • I know.
  • I'll send you one of our demo units so you can test it out.
  • I finally feel as if I'm getting somewhere.

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