- All your employees are fat and unhealthy.
That's why you should replace your outdated cubicles with treadmill desks.
My company makes a treadmill desk that requires no electricity.
- What if the employees don't like it?
- They already hate everything about their jobs. There's no real downside.
- Good point.
- I know.
- I'll send you one of our demo units so you can test it out.
- I finally feel as if I'm getting somewhere.