– Oh, is that so??? This is "just a phase"?? That's what it is? A phase??? – Suck it, mom.

2030: "I just bought a house for one bitcoin. No, it's the equivalent of a dollar. Houses are often transferred for a nominal fee because the buyer is taking responsibility for containing the holo-banshees in the attic." https://www.xkcd.com/2280/

Where Aladdin has more wishes remaining at the end of the story. My fan theory is actually that the genie was intentionally not granting Aladdin wishes, in order to "save" wishes, to give him more chances at being wished free. If Kuhn is correct in the comic, and a Prince

Car: I find it offensive when you call me a self-driving car. Car: That's my slave name. I prefer to go by the name Carl. Dilbert: Shut up and drive me to work. Car: Said the self-walking human.

All your employees are fat and unhealthy. That's why you should replace your outdated cubicles with treadmill desks. My company makes a treadmill desk that requires no electricity.What if the employees don't like it?They already hate everything about their jobs. There's no real downside.Good point.I know.

http://existentialcomics.com/comic/248

http://owlturd.com/post/164720304404

http://owlturd.com/post/163910609709

Hey Siri, set recurring alarm for 4 AM. OK Google, set recurring alarm for 4 AM. Alexa, set recurring alarm for 4AM. Hey Cortana, set recurring alarm for 4 AM. Hey Siri.... source: http://www.bonkersworld.net/one-van-to-screw-them-all/